Why do they superglue the end pieces of gum in an Orbit gum pack?! I can never get it without tearing the piece in half, the other half stuck inside the package.
Orbit Gum: Just brushed clean feeling!
But look at what’s left. Yes, the last outer pieces! The bastard pieces that just won’t come out no matter what you do! I swear they must have super glued it in there!
See how well attached it is? I’m pulling on it and it’s taking the foil part with it!
And here is the result of my hulk-like power + the holding power of Orbit packaging glue:
I guess I’m a little disappointed at how much Orbit goes through to ensure that you never get to enjoy those last two pieces, but I paid good money for it! And in the kind of economy we live in today, we must not waste any more than we have to. I put up with only because I don’t want to have stinky breathe. So today, Orbit gum…you may have won the battle. But you will not win the war! The war against stinky breathe! I recently discovered the Eclipse gum’s BIG PAK! And best of all, it has a FLIP TOP LID!
Chew with you later,
-Hmooj
Your nails are dirty!
No they’re not! Eve recently buffed them a few days ago for me. I could be a hand model if I wanted to.